Espresso setup on a counter with grinder and cup stack

Office coffee people
actually drink.

The pod machine in the break room is the most expensive bad coffee in the building. A real program costs about the same and gets people back in the office.

Where office coffee fails.

01The pod
graveyard

A single-serve machine, a drawer of stale pods and a per-cup cost higher than the café downstairs. Nobody likes it, everybody uses it.

02The good machine
nobody can use

Someone bought a real espresso machine. It made three good drinks, then sat dirty because no one owns it or knows how.

03Grocery store
beans

Whatever was on sale, ground weeks ago, sitting open next to the machine. The coffee tastes like the office.

04Nobody
owns it

Ordering, cleaning, service. Without one owner and a schedule, the program dies the first month someone's on vacation.

What to know about office coffee.

Headcount picks the machine. Under about 20 people, a good batch brewer or one bean-to-cup unit. Twenty to seventy-five, bean-to-cup. Past that, two units or a real espresso setup, and only if someone owns it.

Whole bean, ground at brew. Ground coffee goes flat in days. Whole bean, roasted recently, ground when you brew is the single biggest quality jump an office can make. Order enough for one to two weeks, not a quarter.

Scale kills machines. Most office machine failures are mineral scale from untreated water. An inline filter and a descaling schedule cost little and double the life of the equipment.

Cold brew runs itself. A keg of cold brew in a small fridge with a tap lasts about two weeks and needs no machine, no grinder and no cleaning cycle. It's the lowest-effort upgrade for summer.

A program sized to the office.

Headcount
Assessment

How many people, how many cups, what hours. That decides the equipment. A 12-person office and a 120-person floor need different things.

The Right
Equipment

Batch brewer, bean-to-cup or a small espresso setup, specified to headcount and to who will run it. Sourced and installed.

Coffee on
Subscription

Detroit-roasted coffee delivered on a schedule through the office coffee subscription, sized to your consumption, so it never runs out and never goes stale.

Cold Brew &
Matcha

Cold brew on tap or in kegs for summer, KUMO matcha for the people who don't drink coffee. Both low-effort to run.

A One-Page
Program

Who orders, who cleans, when. A short SOP that survives turnover and vacations.

Service

Preventative maintenance and repairs in metro Detroit, so the machine keeps working and someone other than you deals with it.

Three steps to first drink.

Week 1Count and Taste. Headcount, hours and a tasting with the people who'll drink it. Then a recommendation and a monthly number.

Weeks 2 to 3Install and Set Up. Equipment installed, subscription started, water and cleaning sorted, one-page program written.

Week 4Hand Off. A short training for whoever owns it, and a check-in after the first month.

Questions offices ask.

What does office coffee cost per month?

It depends on headcount and equipment, but the honest comparison is against what you spend now on pods, plus what people spend at the café downstairs. A real program is usually in the same range and tastes like it cost more. Send a headcount and we'll put a number on it.

Who cleans the machine?

Someone in the office, on a schedule we write down, plus our preventative service visits. Bean-to-cup machines make this a two-minute daily job. Espresso machines need an owner, which is why we only recommend them when there is one.

Can we do cold brew?

Yes. Cold brew on tap or in a keg is the easiest upgrade an office can make. Low effort, no hot machine to manage, and it gets used through summer.

Do you deliver?

Through the office coffee subscription, on a schedule sized to how much you drink. Detroit and the surrounding area by our team; shipped elsewhere.

Work that opened.